T-Rex: I have come up with the worst idea ever, and it's so simple. All you have to do is combine online gambling with online role playing games!
T-Rex: The result will be a game to RUIN LIVES!
T-Rex: MMORPGs are already really popular and addictive - some people play them upwards of eight hours a day. Throw in a casino where you can not only win REAL money but also rare in-game items and experience points, and you've merged two addictions into one, feeding them into each other! It'll be a terribly effective way to make profits from those with addictive personalities.
Utahraptor: So people can bet in-game money to win real-life money?
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: You'd allow bets like that, but balance it so, overall, you don't end up losing real money. The more you gamble, the better stats your characters get, and the more you play, the more chances you have to win in the casino. Both addictions encourage the other!
Utahraptor: It really is an awful idea, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Oh, I've got other awful ideas too! Like, a toy gun for children, but every one in twenty shots (on average) it actually fires a real bullet!
T-Rex: That's a horrific idea!
T-Rex: What is wrong with me?
