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<title>t-rex&#039;s movie mashup minute</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>doctors have tests they can do, so if you&#039;re the sucker that was born in that minute they&#039;ll know and then they have to tell your parents</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>finger-quotes disease can be treated with a short length of rope, sturdy and true, to tie your hands behind your back</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>if you have three (3) friends then let me just say WOW, BRAG MUCH??</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>ted got back in his time machine and returned to his own time.  life without a giant wheel full of books that lets you rotate through books without standing up to get more books simply wasn&#039;t worth living</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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I&#039;m at TCAF this weekend!  Mostly just walking around but I do have a panel on Sunday at 11:30am (the Comic Book Gig Economy, in the Bunker on the 3rd floor) and a signing afterwards at 1pm at the Penguin Random House booth, #117!  HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!&lt;p align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&amp;ndash; Ryan&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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<title>I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF &quot;PARMESAN&quot; WAS PRONOUNCED &quot;PAR-ME-SEE-IAN&quot; AND I GUESS THE ANSWER IS NOT MUCH</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>sorry to all dogs.  also is this why you&#039;re all so into pee?  ...don&#039;t answer that, dogs</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>t-rex goes to the gym one (1) time</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>out-of-genre / completely-in-genre covers</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=4 align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=4 align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php&quot;&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=sadly%20sick%20drops%20MUST%20be%20kept%20away%20from%20beethoven%20for%20the%20timeline%20to%20be%20maintained&quot;&gt;contact&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz&quot;&gt;sexy exciting merchandise&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23&quot;&gt;search&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/about.php&quot;&gt;about&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5174.png&quot; class=&quot;comic&quot; title=&quot;imagine beethoven, but with a sick drop. but be careful because i started doing that once and now i can&#039;t stop imagining beethoven but with a sick drop&quot;&gt;&lt;table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=100 align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;prev&quot; href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4475&quot;&gt;&amp;larr; previous&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=* align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;May 27th, 2026&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=100 align=&quot;right&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;next&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=3 align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;b&gt;May 27th, 2026: &lt;/b&gt;And that completely covers the two types of music it&#039;s possible for cover music to be!!&lt;p align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&amp;ndash; Ryan&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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<title>it costs more to go back to 1965 so that&#039;s why he chose 1993.  a perfect explanation</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=4 align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=4 align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php&quot;&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=WOW%20talk%20about%20an%20UNRELIABLE%20NARRATOR&quot;&gt;contact&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz&quot;&gt;sexy exciting merchandise&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23&quot;&gt;search&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/about.php&quot;&gt;about&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5173.png&quot; class=&quot;comic&quot; title=&quot;to answer your question, yes, he brought utahraptor to his doctor&#039;s appointment.  that&#039;s what friends do for each other&quot;&gt;&lt;table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=100 align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;prev&quot; href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4474&quot;&gt;&amp;larr; previous&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=* align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;May 25th, 2026&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=100 align=&quot;right&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;next&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=3 align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;b&gt;May 25th, 2026: &lt;/b&gt;Luckily my parents have not been scammed yet but I told them that if I ever call saying I&#039;ve been arrested and need money for bail immediately, to laugh in my face and hang up.  Even if it&#039;s true, I deserve a few days in the slammer to cool off!!&lt;p align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&amp;ndash; Ryan&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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