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jackie more like JERKIE amirite

Mon, 17 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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August 17th, 2026

August 17th, 2026: Another comic where Utahraptor gets the last word! He's out of control!!

– Ryan

if you need inspiration, boy have you come to the place!! please note: i did not say "right place"

Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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August 14th, 2026

August 14th, 2026: Utahraptor doesn't get the last word that often but I always love when he does.

– Ryan

you still have problems? wow. problems are so last year but it's so brave of you to still have them. you really must not care what ANYONE thinks

Wed, 12 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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August 12th, 2026

August 12th, 2026: Wow, problems sound awful!! Makes me glad I solved all of them just now.

– Ryan

i call this genre "normal world but the universe is coo-coo bananas". nobody else calls it this but i do

Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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August 10th, 2026

August 10th, 2026: And in conclusion those are all the kinds of Earth it is possible to have, thank you for reading my comic!!

– Ryan

people love a jokester at the legally-mandated annual general meeting of their condominium corporation

Fri, 07 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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August 7th, 2026

August 7th, 2026: You knew the risks by panel one. WE ALL KNEW THE RISKS BY PANEL ONE!!

– Ryan

IGNORE PARENTS; INDULGE CHILDREN; LEAVE WHEN THEY ARE OTHERWISE OCCUPIED WITH SLUDGE

Wed, 05 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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August 5th, 2026

August 5th, 2026: A friend reminded me of making iced tea from powder in such a way last week, and a neuron that had not fired in DECADES activated, and for a moment, I missed the Sludge.

– Ryan

food that makes you ask your waiter, sir, have i offended you in some way

Fri, 31 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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July 31st, 2026

July 31st, 2026: If you're interested in how a ladder is, famously, a degenerate case of stairs - may i refer you to the title text on this documentary comic strip starring dinosaurs.

– Ryan

he actually forgot about it shortly BEFORE getting abducted by aliens and thereafter dying of unrelated causes, but at that point it didn't matter THAT much

Wed, 29 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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July 29th, 2026

July 29th, 2026: Good luck everyone with doing a thing!!

– Ryan

sherlock holmes in: foal play

Mon, 27 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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July 27th, 2026

July 27th, 2026: They're all dinosaurs, and it's good to remember that! SOMETIMES.

This is the 4500th Dinosaur Comic (when you go off of the URLs at least!) and it seems fitting it's about both Sherlock Holmes and also Horse.

– Ryan

i don't want to learn woodworking, i want to learn Remedial Basic Wood Cutting For Adults

Fri, 24 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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July 24th, 2026

July 24th, 2026: This comic is inspired by my cabinets that need shelves! THEY SAY TO WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW, and I know one thing: this cabinet needs itself some shelves.

– Ryan