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<title>good girl, bad Bertrand Russell</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>good news!  eventually!  possibly.  ...maybe</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>however i am the undisputed global expert on what it&#039;s like being me, uncontested though that field may be</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>it&#039;s always good to make new friends!</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>the ol&#039; genre switcharoo (it&#039;s a new genre switcharoo)</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>uncontacted peoples comix!  part two of two</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>you bet i followed corporate linguistic guidance and included that dash in jell-o!!!  i love to follow corporate linguistic guidance but ONLY when i am doing a BIT</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>death comes to us all, but before it does, LET&#039;S READ SOME COMICS!!</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>god: if you want me to leave this building, just send me a sign</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=4 align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=4 align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php&quot;&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=i&#039;m%20picking%20up%20a%20lot%20of%20green%20flags&quot;&gt;contact&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz&quot;&gt;sexy exciting merchandise&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23&quot;&gt;search&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/about.php&quot;&gt;about&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5151.png&quot; class=&quot;comic&quot; title=&quot;IN MY DEFENSE, the last minute has been really educational for me vis-a-vis why i&#039;m bad at this&quot;&gt;&lt;table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=100 align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;prev&quot; href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4452&quot;&gt;&amp;larr; previous&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=* align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;March 30th, 2026&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=100 align=&quot;right&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;next&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=3 align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;b&gt;March 30th, 2026: &lt;/b&gt;Hey, I&#039;ve got a store - perhaps some &lt;A href=&quot;https://topatoco.com/qwantz&quot;&gt;DINOSAUR COMICS MERCHANDISE would interest you??&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&amp;ndash; Ryan&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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<title>several parts of his biography here are fabrications, but they&#039;re impossible to fully disprove, which makes them the SUPER FUN kind of made-up biography part</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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