Dromiceiomimus: Hey T-Rex, do you want to go see a movie with me? T-Rex: To escape the heat! Dromiceiomimus: Yeah! T-Rex: Yes! I've always wanted to do that. For some reason, I've always wanted to be one of those people who does that!
Narrator: LATER: Utahraptor: Hey T-Rex, want to go see a movie with me? T-Rex: Aww, sorry, I just saw one!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus and I went to escape the heat! Utahraptor: How was it? T-Rex: Ridiculous! The movie needed way more EXPLOSIONS.
T-Rex: Saying "the movie needed more explosions" is my polite way to suggest that the film was a romantic comedy, by the way! Off panel: I got that, thanks! T-Rex: I find that most movies need way more explosions though. T-Rex: You know?
What are the haps my friends
can dinosaur comics merchandise really fix it all? it might, maybe it can
This comic is from July 19th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?