Narrator: CONVERSATIONAL TECHNIQUES COMICS
Narrator: today's technique:
Narrator: "I'VE GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS"

Narrator: A POWERFUL TECHNIQUE IN ANY SITUATION:
Off panel: Do YOU want eggs?
T-Rex: I've got my own problems!

Narrator: A WAY TO COMMUNICATE YOUR PRIVILEGING OF SELF INTEREST!
Dromiceiomimus: Hey T-Rex, do you want to come with me today to the Lengthy Exhibit of Items of Exclusively Female Interest?
T-Rex: Aw man! I've got my own problems.
Dromiceiomimus: You totally have your own problems!

Narrator: A HARBINGER OF FRIENDSHIP:
Utahraptor: I've got MY own problems!
T-Rex: Hey, me too!

Narrator: HEY, WHAT WAS THE DEAL WITH THE EGGS IN THE SECOND PANEL? OH WELL
Utahraptor: Was he an egg salesman, do you think?
T-Rex: He was wearing one of those umbrella hats, so - maybe?

Narrator: "I'VE GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS" - IN ANY SITUATION!
Off panel: Oh God, we're being attacked by zombies!
T-Rex: I've got my own problems!
T-Rex and off panel: Hah hah hah!
Off panel: It's ALWAYS funny when you say that!