Narrator: THINGS WOMEN LOVE:
T-Rex: I know all sorts of things women love! For example: Women LOVE IT when you dismiss them in arguments by saying "Whoah! This kitten's got claws!"
God: ACTUALLY NOBODY LOVES IT WHEN YOU SAY THAT T-REX
T-Rex: No way dude!
T-Rex: It's hilarious! It's IRONIC, because I've never actually called a woman a "kitten", on account of how I'm not a facial hair dude from the seventies? And it also says "I understand you're upset, but not REALLY upset, because I'm willing to make a joke that's sort of at your expense, but also really at my own expense too, because now I look like a sexist facial hair dude! Let's share a laugh!"
T-Rex: There are layers upon layers!
Utahraptor: So you're using sexism ironically now!
T-Rex: Yep! But it's not SINCERE sexism. I wouldn't say, "Whoah! This cute, somehow inferior gender's got claws!"
Utahraptor: And you'd laugh if a woman said something similar, but at the expense of men, to you.
T-Rex: PROBABLY. It's never happened!
Narrator: UTAHRAPTOR ASKS DROMICEIOMIMUS TO HELP HIM OUT BUT FAILS TO BRIEF HER PROPERLY:
Off panel: Whoah! This dog's got breasts!
T-Rex: I wanna see!
