T-Rex: Ah, nature. I love to go on a hike and just take in its beauty!! But is that merely because...

T-Rex: ...NATURE is a SCAM??

Dromiceiomimus: How could nature possibly be a scam? It's, literally and by definition, the most natural thing in the world.
T-Rex: Yeah, but its BEAUTY could easily be a scam! We EVOLVED here, of course we find it to be pretty! But what if Earth is actually MAD UGGO and other worlds are way prettier?

Utahraptor: But by your own theory, that would mean we wouldn't find them as pretty!
T-Rex: Sure!

T-Rex: But I'm talking OBJECTIVE BEAUTY, none of this "eye of the beholder" stuff. What if Earth is OBJECTIVELY ugly and we're all OBJECTIVELY jabronies for thinking it's rad?
Utahraptor: I'm truly impressed that this is the greatest concern in your life.

T-Rex: Huh!...
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...I DO rule