T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes stared at the riddle in front of him and sighed. Why WAS a raven like a writing desk? It was impossible to deduce an answer!
T-Rex: And deducing was like his whole deal!!
T-Rex: Sherlock stared out the window. "There's this whole category of riddle," he mused, "where there's no reasonable way to reach the answer, and multiple answers are equally valid. It's high time we as a civilization admitted these riddles are bad. They're little more than literary Rorschach tests, themselves largely discredited."
Utahraptor: Suddenly, Sherlock changed his mind!
T-Rex: What? No!
Utahraptor: "I deduce I like these riddles now," he said out loud. "I don't know. They're fun! They're like little matching games or whatever. I love 'em. Signed, Sherlock!"
T-Rex: THIS
T-Rex: is why COLLABORATIVE WRITING
Off panel: ...is so bad??
T-Rex: ...IS SO CHALLENGING AND RARELY DONE BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF, BUT I'M STILL COMMITTED TO IT AND HOPE IT ONE DAY PAYS OFF IN SUCH A WAY THAT MAKES MY YEARS OF EFFORT IN THIS AREA WORTHWHILE