T-Rex: It has come to my attention that many of you are single and would like not to be! Seems to me like it's time for...

Narrator: T-REX'S LOVE ADVICE.

T-Rex: My tip today is that too many people say "I love you" very seriously, with a lot of expectation! You should be chill about it. It's a nice thing you're sharing, not a confession that demands reciprocity! You should say it casually, like you would to a dog, and you should expect nothing more than a dog's reaction to it: a glance, maybe just a sigh and then a nap.

Utahraptor: Is this good advice?
T-Rex: I don't know, man! Maybe!!

T-Rex: Every relationship's different: even the way we interact with each other changes over time! If it IS good advice, will it still be good a year from now? And if it's bad, maybe it'll become good later! Culture, identity, even the meaning of words changes, and we're all lost within this baffling maelstrom!!

T-Rex: Oh! And another tip is to join a club to meet new people.
T-Rex: 'Kay, good luck, love you!!