Image description: The image is animated and some of God's lines change after some time; the transcript lists both versions

T-Rex: God, which is the best bird?
God: I DUNNO 〚before〛 THEY'RE ALL PRETTY GOOD 〚after〛 PROBABLY KORI BUSTARD

T-Rex: But come on, you've definitely got a favourite, right??
God: UH

God: I MADE THEM ALL 〚before〛 SO I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE ALL TIED FOR FIRST 〚after〛 AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE KORI BUSTARD IS BEST
T-Rex: Come on, tell me the REAL truth. Which one rules the most??
God: T-REX IF I MADE A BIRD THAT WAS BETTER THAN ANOTHER THEN THAT 〚before〛 OTHER BIRD WOULD BE LESS PERFECT WHICH IMPLIES I MADE A MISTAKE 〚after〛 FIRST BIRD WOULD BE THE KORI BUSTARD WHICH I LOVE MAKE NO MISTAKE

T-Rex: Just tell me what the best bird is!!
Utahraptor: Kori Bustard.

T-Rex: Is that, uh, its PERSONAL name, or?
Utahraptor: Species. Big ol' birds in Africa. The males puff out their throats to try to look sexy. Just an A+ bird all around, and a personal favourite with ol' Utahraptor.

God: OKAY MINE'S KORI BUSTARD TOO
T-Rex: You can't steal his choice!!
God: NO I JUST WENT BACK IN TIME AND MADE IT SO THIS WAS ALWAYS MY CHOICE
God: GOD ALWAYS WINS BABY