T-Rex: Like pets? Sure you do. Wish your pet could one day develop the ability to TALK to you??
T-Rex: OBVIOUSLY THAT IS THE CASE, YES??
T-Rex: Do you go on to wish that your pet could one day become competent and accomplished enough that it could eventually take care of YOU, feeding you, putting you to bed, and even managing your finances? This truly is the dream, yes? Well have you considered.. a-
Dromiceiomimus: A baby?
Dromiceiomimus: You're talking about babies, right?
T-Rex: I WAS talking about babies!
Utahraptor: They're a far cry from pets!
T-Rex: On one hand, yes, parents get REAL MAD if you say "babies are just pets from your own species", but on the other hand, if we HAD pets that could learn to speak and leave home and take a place in society but one day return to care for us and pet us back when we're old, tell me that doesn't sound AMAZING.
Off panel: You want kids, T-Rex.
T-Rex: DEFINITELY NOT!!
T-Rex: I want a GIANT TALKING DOG that I've known my WHOLE LIFE to tell me I'm a GOOD BOY
T-Rex: and that is DIFFERENT
