T-Rex: I like to judge a person based on who they are, not on whatever rumours I hear about them!
T-Rex: It's a little thing called "NOT HAVING PREJUDICE??"
Dromiceiomimus: Then you'll love Sam! She restarts her computer every time some software tells her to, AND she collects browser toolbars because they're "fun" and "free, so what's your problem".
Dromiceiomimus: Oh! And she saves every file to her desktop, and they're not even snapped to a grid, they're in a big pile that she rifles through with her mouse whenever she wants to find something.
T-Rex: Fine, so she's bad at computers. WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS.
Utahraptor: Sure!!
Utahraptor: Incidentally, do you like it when people double-dip chips? And the second dip is actually off the dip that's on YOUR chip that's already on its way to and even partially inside your mouth? And before you answer let me say TOO LATE because I'm already introducing you to Sam??
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Dear diary: the rumours about Sam were true, but on the other hand, I kiiiiiinda discovered a new fetish!!
T-Rex: PRETTY GOOD DAY, DIARY
T-Rex: PRET-TY GOOD DAY
