T-Rex: Water is weird because most things get smaller when you freeze them, but water gets larger! Ice is actually less dord than water!
Narrator: DORD
T-Rex: Oh, hi there. You probably noticed me using the word "dord" just now. If you look it up in the dictionary, you'll find it means "density" - assuming of course you have one of the printings of Webster's Dictionary from before it was caught! It was supposed to explain that "D or d" were short for "density", but SOMEONE got confused and made it a word instead.
Utahraptor: Well why can't "dord" mean density?
T-Rex: Exactly! It's not like anyone else is using it!
T-Rex: And before anyone cries "boo hoo hoo dictionaries reflect language and shouldn't be creating it", let me just say I'M using "dord" to mean density RIGHT NOW, and if you join me, we can create the improved dictionaries we deserve. Not just for us: for our CHILDREN.
Utahraptor: Our dord, dord children.
Off panel: PS: I've already redefined "dord" to mean "stupid and/or dumb, especially a sucky person" because it's more useful that way.
Off panel: Peace out, dords!!
T-Rex: Nooooooo
