T-Rex: English is a pretty good language!
God: IT'S OKAY
T-Rex: Yeah, it's okay.
T-Rex: I mean, it used to be a billion times better!
T-Rex: Here's me speaking modern English: "Let's go see a movie the day after tomorrow."
Dromiceiomimus: Sounds legit; I'm down.
T-Rex: But here's me speaking CLAUSSICCE ENGLISSHE: "Let's go see a fantastical image that moves as if alive... OVERMORROW." Overmorrow, babies!
T-Rex: "The day after tomorrow" in one word!
T-Rex: That's a syllable savings of over 42%!
Utahraptor: With semantic density this low, we must be insane!
T-Rex: EXACTLY MY POINT. English is like software that keeps pushing out cool new updates, but then also drops old features! Well SORRY APP STORE, but I'm keeping my old version. You know, the one I've been using since EREYESTERDAY??
Utahraptor: The day before yesterday?
T-Rex: WE HAD SO MANY GOOD WORDS, YO.
Narrator: FIVE MONTHS LATER:
Off panel: *ding* English has updated! Dictionary module expanded (selfie, twerk) plus five new unlockable pronouns. Dropped support for case marking.
T-Rex: NOT ON MY WATCH
Off panel: Did you mean...Not on I watch?
T-Rex: Oh nooooo
