T-Rex: Sex!

T-Rex: It's - kinda weird?

T-Rex: I'm not alone in thinking this, right? It's kinda weird, right? It's like, whoaoh, what are we even doing? What are we EVEN DOING with our BODIES??
Dromiceiomimus: Using them to continue our respective species?
T-Rex: Hah, that's only if you don't use birth control! If every time I had sex a baby came out, I would have SIGNIFICANTLY more babies, Dromiceiomimus. I don't wanna brag, but I'd have, like, over FIVE babies.

Utahraptor: Hahah, five babies?
T-Rex: OVER five babies! OVER five babies, dude!!

Utahraptor: Hah hah hah! I've had so much more sex than you!
T-Rex: HAVING SEX ISN'T A COMPETITION AND EVEN IF IT WAS, I SAID *OVER* FIVE BABIES!! OVER FIVE! THERE ARE LIKE A ZILLION NUMBERS GREATER THAN FIVE, DUDE!!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Whatever, there's no shame in perfecting it on my fifth try while everyone else is still stuck muddling through the same thing.
T-Rex: I'M RETIRING AS CHAMP
T-Rex: SUCKAS