T-Rex: Popularity! Everyone wants it, because that means a lot of people like you so obviously you get to feel better about yourself. But how do you GET popular? Good thing I'm here with...
Narrator: HOW TO BE MORE POPULAR
T-Rex: ...that thing it says there!
T-Rex: REALLY, popularity is just the state of having lots of friends. If you want lots of STRANGERS to like you, you're looking for fame, not popularity. How To Be Famous is in the room down the hall, and you'll recognize it because it's full of non-famous wannabes, OH SNAP.
Dromiceiomimus: Unlike THEM, we seek a true interpersonal connection!!
Utahraptor: So what's the secret?
T-Rex: TIME MANAGEMENT, yo!
T-Rex: Emails, texts, activities: all maintain friendships, ALL REQUIRE TIME. If at all possible, try being idly rich so you can dedicate yourself full-time to having lots of great pals!
Utahraptor: That sounds like a really satisfying way to live your life.
T-Rex: SERIOUSLY, right??
T-Rex: You know: they say money doesn't buy happiness, but I don't think they're trying hard enough.
T-Rex: Also, HONESTLY, I don't think they've ever tried being poor??
