T-Rex: Here's an inspirational thought that involves sex but not in the way you probably think:
T-Rex: If we go far enough back, we're all related!
Narrator: T-REX AND THE MOST RECENT COMMON ANCESTOR
T-Rex: That's right, Dromiceiomimus! Even though we have totally spent naked times together, it turns out we're related! WHOAH!
Dromiceiomimus: Dude, we're literally DIFFERENT SPECIES. Any common ancestor WE have, we probably wouldn't recognize.
T-Rex: Yeah, we'd probably eat 'em. That's not the point!
T-Rex: The point is, we're all related, THEREFORE we should care for our animal friends!
Utahraptor: Man, that only makes me more badass!
Utahraptor: Turns out I buy the drained and pre-sliced bodies of family members to put on SANDWICHES. I eat their UNFERTILIZED EGGS for BREAKFAST. My aunt keeps family members trapped in a backyard pen as a HOBBY!!
T-Rex: Does she kill them herself?!
Utahraptor: Pfft. No, she hires a professional. And believe me...
Off panel: ...those family members get BUTCHERED.
T-Rex: OHHHH
