T-Rex: One spooky Hallowe'en night Robyn was digging in her back yard when she uncovered... A HUMAN SKULL. And unlike most skulls, this one began gushing blood from its eye sockets and was constantly, breathlessly screaming the second it was exposed to air.
Narrator: A TALE OF TERROR
T-Rex: "Weiiiiiird," Robyn said, cradling the skull in her arms!
T-Rex: Robyn obviously had the screaming skull's blood tested. It turned out to be fresh, disease-free Type O negative blood: the universal donor! Like that, the world's blood banks would never be empty again.
Dromiceiomimus: But where does the blood come from?
T-Rex: That IS the question!
T-Rex: Unfortunately, it was beyond Robyn's ability to ascertain.
Utahraptor: Aw dang.
T-Rex: However, she COULD ascertain that by putting the skull above a reservoir with a turbine attached, she could generate endless supplies of energy. And it turns out her backyard was a cursèd graveyard of the ancients, so there were tons more blood skulls to be had. They almost seemed to crawl out of the dirt on their own!
T-Rex: With free energy and free blood both in great supply, life from Earth spread out across the stars. THE END.
Narrator: HAPPY HALLOWE'EN
