T-Rex: One day a babysitter wondered why the kids were so quiet, so she went to the basement and there was a murderer with a bloody knife there, and that explained why the kids had been so quiet!!
T-Rex: Welcome to "A Spooky Tale, or, OMG TERROR" - by me, T-Rex!!
T-Rex: In fact, welcome to and thanks for visiting my spooky tale, because it's over now. Enjoy your new-found terror, and hey: thanks for listening.
Dromiceiomimus: ...That wasn't very terrifying, dude.
T-Rex: Oh I'm sorry, did you miss the part where kids got TERRIFYINGLY MURDERIZED? DID YOU SOMEHOW MISS THAT PART BECAUSE IT WAS MOST OF THE STORY ACTUALLY??
Utahraptor: You gotta set the mood, my friend! We need anticipation!
T-Rex: Oh yeah, mood is SO much better than facts.
T-Rex: When police do reports their bosses are all "cool facts bro, but let's add mood first. Is it a dark and stormy night? Is it the anniversary of some creepy murder from history?" and the cop is like "No," and the boss slides the report back across the table and is like "Maybe it is though is what I'm implying."
T-Rex: Then the cop is like "Uh, two kids got murdered; the babysitter is in protective custody" and the boss is like "NO DON'T TELL ME!! I WANNA FIND OUT ON MY OWN."
Off panel: T-Rex, you -
T-Rex: Wait wait wait!!
T-Rex: MOOOOOOOOD
