T-Rex: A Ghost Story With A Spooky Mood, by Steven King!
T-Rex: (The similar-to but still legally-distinct from "Stephen King" pen name of me, T-Rex!)
T-Rex: My other pen names include "Mikael Crichtonne", "Jay Deesalinger", and "Epcot Fitzgerald". Yeah. I do some pretty amazing work.
Dromiceiomimus: You were going to set a spooky mood, Mr. Deesalinger?
T-Rex: Right! Right. "It was a spooky house full of corpses, and ghosts too."
Utahraptor: Dude you gotta hold off on the ghosts!
T-Rex: THEY'RE WHAT'S THE SPOOKIEST!
Utahraptor: Give us some sensory details first, you know? "Through the wooden slats of the abandoned farmhouse I could see the sun setting, its dying light changing the fallow field that surrounded me to dark, unknowable wasteland."
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...So is there a ghost in that field or what
Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: "Through the wooden slats of the spooky ghosthouse I could see the sun itself becoming a ghost, its ghostly light turning every ghost that surrounded me into two ghosts which were, therefore, twice as frightening."
T-Rex: ...Oh my god, MOOD IS AMAZING??
