T-Rex: Alright, Hallowe'en is over, everybody!
T-Rex: Remember: nobody's allowed to take candy from strangers for another full year!
T-Rex: Also, nobody's allowed to dress like Draculas or Sexy Draculas for another full year either. We all have to be SENSIBLE now. No pointing out any ghosts you see, alright? Just look right through them like they aren't there, keep brushing your teeth, go to bed, and BE SENSIBLE. Ignore how you can feel the weight of the ghost on the corner of your bed, and whenever you peek you see he's moved ever closer, staring with dead, rotting eyes.
Utahraptor: T-Rex! I thought we were being SENSIBLE?
T-Rex: I am! I'm saying what NOT to do!
T-Rex: Everyone should IGNORE ghosts they see and NOT try to get rid of them, which they could do through a variety of means, such as...?
Utahraptor: Huh? Oh! Um, I think burning fresh sage is supposed to work?
T-Rex: OH DAMN, THANKS, LISTEN I GOTTA SKATE
Narrator: THE GROCERY STORE:
T-Rex: Man, I don't even know what sage looks like! Is it, like, a leaf? A seed? Maaaaaaaan, is it even like a food??
T-Rex: Maaaaaan SCREW GHOSTS, I don't need this hassle
