T-Rex: My phone died, so I got a new phone!
T-Rex: HAH HAH HAH!

Narrator: BUT THAT NIGHT:
Off panel: rrrring rrrrrring
T-Rex: WHAAAAAAAT

Narrator: THE NEXT MORNING:
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I know this will sound EVEN CRAZIER THAN USUAL, but my phone died yesterday and last night I could hear its old ringtone going off at midnight. I think... I'm being haunted? By the ghosts of my dead electronics??
Dromiceiomimus: Life sure is spooky sometimes!
T-Rex: I KNOW, RIGHT??

Utahraptor: I had a similar thing happen, but with my dead toaster!
T-Rex: Oh no!

Utahraptor: Yeah and now it appears at midnight, but all it does is make ghost toast that disappears when the sun comes up. I'll tell you one thing: it's not bad. I use it as a dietary aid. Barely use my new toaster anymore, honestly.
T-Rex: Yeah, those calories stick around. Ghoster toaster all the way, man.

Narrator: THAT NIGHT:
Off panel: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
T-Rex: Oh wow, the ghost of my noisy CPU fan that died fifteen years ago!
T-Rex: The afterlife sure is awesome and definitely not full of garbage at all!!