T-Rex: Today is the day I bought Dromiceiomimus some pants!
T-Rex: Yes! I am the thoughtful friend who buys presents for no reason!
T-Rex: No reason, that is, except for the fact that I super value our friendship, Dromiceiomimus!
Dromiceiomimus: Thanks T-Rex! Um, how'd you know my size?
T-Rex: I just asked them for a size awesome!!
T-Rex: ...And then clarified down to a size medium
Utahraptor: And my size?
T-Rex: A size amazing!!
T-Rex: Which, it turns out, is a large. Dude, do you ever get sad this timeline doesn't actually have things like "size awesome" or "rad sized" or -- WAIT! McDonald's!
T-Rex: I can get my meat sandwich meal... SUPER SIZED!!
Narrator: SOON:
Off panel: Sir we discontinued that option a decade ago.
T-Rex: Alternate timelines who HAVE super sizes are laughing at us right now. You realize that, right??
Off panel: Yes sir, I believe I do
