Narrator: GUESS THE COUNTRY VIA THE SUMMARY OF THEIR NATIONAL ANTHEM
T-Rex: This country is great! It's far AND wide.

Narrator: ANSWER: CANADA!

T-Rex: This country is great! Also, they have a spangled banner. "To spangle" is a verb meaning "to decorate something with spangles."
Dromiceiomimus: What's a spangle?
T-Rex: It's like a - sequin? Something shiny. "Spangle me a muffin, Dromiceiomimus!", they say!
Narrator: ANSWER: THE UNITED STATES!

T-Rex: This country is great! Also, holy crap, they want to murder EVERYONE.
Utahraptor: THEY WANT US ALL DEAD.

T-Rex: This unstoppable warrior race says they'll use our impure blood to water their crops, and if we kill them, more warriors will arise OUT OF THE VERY GROUND ITSELF.
Utahraptor: THEY HAVE A SPECIAL VERSE FOR KIDS TO SING ABOUT HOW THEY WANT TO DIE IN BATTLE AND SHARE THEIR PARENTS' COFFINS.

Narrator: ANSWER: KLINGON EMPIRE!
Narrator: OH WAIT, SORRY, NO, THAT WAS LA MARSEILLAISE. IT'S FRANCE.
T-Rex: What the HELL, France?! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL.
T-Rex: You didn't even mention your delicious pastries!!