T-Rex: Let's lowball it and say only 50 million sperm are released each ejaculation. The sperm that turned into awesome ol' me had to get there first!
T-Rex: So I've got a 1 in 50 million chance of being here!
T-Rex: Only, that's not the case, because sperm only live about 5 days so they're dying and getting replaced all the time. If my dad has sex once a week on average across a good 50 years of sex-havin', that's 1/2608 chance of a 1/50 million chance of me showing up, or a one in 130 BILLION chance!
Dromiceiomimus: And that's assuming there's only one woman who is fertile the entire time, which is MADNESS!
Utahraptor: Not to mention that these same odds apply to every one of your parents and grandparents too!
T-Rex: DANG.
T-Rex: Dude, the fact that I'm here at all has to be among THE MOST IMPROBABLE THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE.
Utahraptor: The BOTH of us being here to talk about it is even more improbable. Anything anyone ever does, no matter how predictable, is among the least likely things to have ever happened!!
Narrator: LATER, A FRIEND OF T-REX TRIES TO TURN OFF A LIGHT, BUT THE SWITCH STICKS HALF-WAY BETWEEN ON AND OFF:
Off panel: Whoah, what are the odds??
T-Rex: Let's find out!
T-Rex: First off: how much do you know about sperm??
