T-Rex: I've heard of a cool new game! It's dull and repetitive and uninteresting, and each game can take HOURS to get through!

T-Rex: I believe it's called... "DRIVING"??

T-Rex: "Driving" is a cool game to play because it requires you focus on it LITERALLY EVERY SECOND YOU'RE PLAYING, and even though a tiny mistake can kill you instantly, the game is so incredibly boring it can ACTUALLY LULL YOU INTO SLEEP.
Dromiceiomimus: Do I have time to correct my mistakes?
T-Rex: Oh sure! SOMETIMES??

Utahraptor: If I die in the game, do I die in real life?
T-Rex: Hah! YOU WISH. That's just the start!

T-Rex: If you're lucky, only you die in real life. But you can also kill your loved ones, complete strangers, rando dudes: the possibilities are endless!
Utahraptor: I don't want to play your game. It sounds monstrous.
T-Rex: TOO LATE WE ALREADY DESIGNED MODERN CITIES AROUND IT

T-Rex: You know how in scifi stories they'll discover sinister time-travelling aliens have been manipulating Earth's events for centuries?
Off panel: Yeah?
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...I wonder if we'll ever know who we cheesed off in 1886.