T-Rex: What's this: the official beer of summer? Oh wow I can't believe a beer company went through all the red tape to get recognized by the authority governing the beverage endorsements of the very seasons themselve--

T-Rex: WAIT A MINUTE

T-Rex: Is this our next linguistic battlefield? We're still LITERALLY licking our wounds after losing the battle on "literally" not meaning "figuratively", and now "official" is being redefined to mean "in no official capacity at all"?
T-Rex: THINGS WITHOUT GOVERNING AUTHORITIES CAN'T HAVE AN OFFICIAL ANYTHING.
T-Rex: Am I crazy? Is that a crazy sentence to have to say??

T-Rex: "The official party of March break"? REALLY? Really.
Utahraptor: Sounds like you're upset!

Utahraptor: You should try relaxing with a margarita. It's the official drink of chill people!
T-Rex: CHILL PEOPLE ARE WAY TOO CHILL TO ORGANIZE; OH MY GOD
T-Rex: HOWEVER, I WILL ACCEPT THAT MARGARITA NOW

Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: Dude, your margarita was officially too salty!!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...Oh no, oh no, the madness is inside me