T-Rex: Which chest pains are, like...

T-Rex: ...the GOOD chest pains?

Dromiceiomimus: Don't say that, T-Rex, it'll make me laugh and that aggravates my chest pains!
T-Rex: Oh no, thinking about other people's chest pains aggravates MY chest pains!
Dromiceiomimus: Hah!
Dromiceiomimus: Ouch

Utahraptor: You guys want some chest pains? I got some. I think I got, like... extras?
T-Rex: No, we're good!

T-Rex: Why do we even have pain sensors inside our chests? Why would we evolve to feel pain in the first place? Why can't I just get a text message inside my head that says "oh hey your heart is boned" and I can click "whatever, I had a good run" and we leave it at that?

God: T-REX BE COOL IT'S JUST A FRACTURED RIB
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: "Just"