T-Rex: Who here wants to watch me eat a sandwich?
T-Rex: Wow nobody??
T-Rex: Okay, who here wants to watch me prepare a sandwich, and then have that sandwich shared with them?
Dromiceiomimus: I'm in!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! You're only doing this because you want a sandwich!!
Dromiceiomimus: Yes. I, um -
Dromiceiomimus: I thought that was clear?
T-Rex: You need to do things not just because you might get a sandwich!
Utahraptor: We all already do that!
Utahraptor: For example, I'm talking to you right now, but I'm not expecting you to whip out a sandwich for me at the end of this conversation.
T-Rex: What if I did?
Utahraptor: That'd be awful nice of you.
T-Rex: WELL GET READY BECAUSE TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!!
T-Rex: ...oh wait nevermind! I ate it on the way over without even noticing that I was consuming food! CLASSIC "ME", AM I RIGHT??
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: Yep, I got a problem
