T-Rex: Peter Horizonte was a man who had the misfortune to be born a frog.

T-Rex: He would've been a pretty regular dude, but he was a MOST irregular frog!

T-Rex: Every time he ate a fly he would say "Oh, this tastes gross. I would much prefer a nice hamburger and soda." Every time he slept on a lily pad he'd say "Oh, this is cold and wet. I would much prefer a nice bed." Every time he'd go on a date he'd say "Oh, this is just a regular ol' frog! I would much prefer someone who can carry a nice conversation, or read a book."

Utahraptor: It sounds like a pretty unhappy life!
T-Rex: Peter was unhappy for a long while!

T-Rex: But then he thought about how the rest of us have jobs, and how we don't get to jump and swim and chill out underwater every day like him. And he realized that he was happy with his froggy body after all! THE END.
Utahraptor: Aww, what a nice story!
T-Rex: It's not over yet!!

T-Rex: "PS: Peter never did get used to the taste of flies." And then there's a picture of a frog eating a big hamburger and soda!!
Off panel: I love it!
T-Rex: "PPS: He never QUITE got used to having sex with other frogs either!"
Off panel: Nevermind, I hate it now!