T-Rex: Our planet's finest athletes are gathering to compete for greatness, in a worldwide celebration of peak physical fitness known only as McDonald's Presents The Olympic Games!
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T-Rex: So Burger King, you can stay the hell home!! The athletes competing here, these Adonises and Adonisettes, they don't need your fatty foods and empty calories! They have BIG MACS® and QUARTER POUNDERS WITH CHEESE® lovingly crafted by McDonald's, who've turned the full force of their multinational corporation towards ensuring no athlete, no matter WHERE they live on the planet, will ever be inconveniently far away from a handful of fries served in a paper sleeve!
Utahraptor: But suppose our greatest champions get thirsty?
T-Rex: Please!
T-Rex: Perhaps you've forgotten Coca-Cola, THE OFFICIAL SUGARED AND COLOURED BEVERAGE OF MCDONALD'S PRESENTS THE OLYMPIC GAMES?? You want a sculpted gold-medal body? Have you tried exercising? Sure, maybe. But have you tried CHUGGING A COKE?
Utahraptor: I - I haven't! I need to get on that already!!
T-Rex: You should really check out McDonald's Presents The Olympic Games, everyone! Between sets, Cap'n Crunch and Count Chokula are moderating a panel on early-onset diabetes!!
T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: They loved nutrition so much they became REAL!
