T-Rex: My parents didn't live in a world where they had the internet SILENTLY ARCHIVING EVERYTHING THEY EVER DID when they were young and stupid!
T-Rex: But I do have this "internet" of which I speak!
T-Rex: And YES it's embarrassing that when I was 12 I was really into Sonic The Hedgehog's relationships, and YES as a non-tween I now wish I had posted less about an imaginary hedgehog's relationships. But I know I'm not the only one who posted stupid stuff online!
Dromiceiomimus: I posted fan fiction epics about Coke and Pepsi getting into slashly H/C frenemy relationships.
T-Rex: I FEEL YOU, DRO.
Utahraptor: I don't have any internet regrets in my closet!
T-Rex: Hah! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
T-Rex: But even if it's true you're a dying breed! Soon an entire generation who posted stupid stuff when they were kids will finally come of age. When you can look up the President's author-insertion Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic from 40 years ago, do we finally admit everyone is dumb sometimes? Do we, at last, give up on shame? On regrets?
T-Rex: My friends, children are our future, and our future CAN be great. But that greatness needs the next generation to continue posting their WIP angst crossover fics under their real names, just as we did. We need this!
T-Rex: I NEED THIS
