T-Rex: We dinosaurs are pretty badass. We're apex predators and we bend the world to our will! We are the grea-
God: YOU'RE NOT AS BADASS AS SHARKS
T-Rex: Say whaaaat?
God: T-REX HOW WERE YOU BORN
T-Rex: My mom laid an egg and then later on I PUNCHED MY WAY OUT!
God: YAWN
God: MOM SAND TIGER SHARKS HAVE TWO UTERI WHERE SCORES OF UNBORN BABIES FEED FROM A YOLK SACK UNTIL IT'S USED UP AT WHICH POINT THEY START EATING EACH OTHER
T-Rex: what
God: INSIDE THE WOMB
T-Rex: WHAT
God: THE TWO SURVIVORS ARE BORN FULLY ABLE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES
T-Rex: ...alright that is ultimate badass.
Utahraptor: What is?
T-Rex: Being born a seasoned combat veteran with the scars to prove it? Being born a cannibal? GETTING BORN ONLY BECAUSE YOU WERE THE TOUGHEST, HUNGRIEST FOETUS IN ALL OF U-TOWNE??
Utahraptor: Ah, sand tiger sharks. Yeah, they discovered this when one tried to eat the hand of a biologist during a maternal examination.
T-Rex: I never even tried to eat the hand of any animal till AFTER I was born.
T-Rex: Man!
T-Rex: *siiigh*
