T-Rex: Aw frigs dangs and craps!! Circumstances and/or events have made me... ANGRY.

Narrator: I AM SUPER MAD AND DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
Narrator: a web card

T-Rex: In fact I'm so angry that right now I don't even want to talk about my feelings. I KNOW IT SEEMS INCONCEIVABLE, but right now, at this moment, all I want to do is be alone. And angry. Mad will do too.
T-Rex: Yes, I think I'm going to dedicate a fair chunk of time towards exploring Mount Angry. I think I will plant my flag right at the top!

Utahraptor: And you want the recipient of this card to leave you alone with your feelings?
T-Rex: Yes please!

Utahraptor: And to that end, we're opening the lines of communication and sending them a card preemptively.
T-Rex: YES. Does that not make sense? Because we are no longer using the laws of vanilla "regular" logic, Utahraptor! We are operating under ANGER LOGIC.

T-Rex: Anger logic says that anything that makes me mad is dumb and I hate it!
T-Rex: AND I'LL BE HONEST:
T-Rex: Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place