T-Rex: I have made a very important New Year's Resolution! It's to make sure that my name becomes an EPONYMOUS ADJECTIVE. People will soon all describe things as "T-Rexian"! What sort of things?
T-Rex: Awesome things, natch!
T-Rex: Wait, huh? I'm not the sort of person who says "natch". I never say "natch", I say "naturally" and even then, only sometimes. I have no idea why I said "natch" just now. I'd like to take it back, Dromiceiomimus!
Dromiceiomimus: Hah hah, too late! Looks like being T-Rexian is using unpopular and out of favour slang for no reason!
T-Rex: Aw shoot! My eponym is a disaster!
Utahraptor: Plus it wouldn't even get used that often!
Utahraptor: The only time I can imagine using it is - well, when describing you.
T-Rex: Wait! Let's change it so it means using out of date slang that's still cool, like flapper slang or pirate slang or whatever. Can we do that?
Utahraptor: I don't think we can do that!
T-Rex: 〚narrates〛 Had I finally and irrevocably "blown it" with my own name? Had my father's famed and final prediction come, at last, to pass?
T-Rex: Daaaaaang!
