Narrator: T-REX IN: "WRAPPING PRESENTS IN THE PLASTIC BAGS THEY CAME IN"
T-Rex: There's nothing wrong with that!
T-Rex: It saves the environment by using less paper!
Dromiceiomimus: But where's the magic? Where's the love and care that is shown in a well-wrapped present?
T-Rex: Replaced! Replaced with a healthy respect for the ENVIRONMENT.
T-Rex: Plus it was cheaper!
Utahraptor: Wrapping gifts can be a complicated issue!
T-Rex: Not really!
Utahraptor: Sure it is! Do you stay traditional and wrap presents nicely, in fancy paper - this can carry a lot of meaning - or try a more modern, environmentally-sensitive approach?
T-Rex: Like wrapping them in the plastic bags they came in!
Utahraptor: Or maybe something just a LITTLE bit classier.
Narrator: YEARS LATER, THE PRESENTS ARE GONE, BUT THE PLASTIC BAGS HAVE YET TO BIODEGRADE!
T-Rex: Just like my memories!
