T-Rex: Someone at my house finished off a bag of milk, and then put it back in the fridge without replacing it with a new bag!
T-Rex: That's so annoying!
T-Rex: Also, it's very confusing since I live alone!
T-Rex: What do you think, Dromiceiomimus? Am I going crazy? Am I finishing off the milk and then COMPLETELY FORGETTING ABOUT IT?
Dromiceiomimus: It seems unlikely!
T-Rex: What else could it be? Is someone breaking into my house just to drink my milk? I don't really mind, I guess - I'd just like to know.
Utahraptor: How come these things always happen to you?
T-Rex: It's not my fault!
Utahraptor: Well, I'm just pointing out that across all these wacky situations, you're the one element of continuity.
T-Rex: Why would I screw myself over by not putting a new bag of milk back? That's crazy!
God: I USUALLY DON'T PUT A NEW BAG BACK EITHER
T-Rex: Was it you?!
God: NO JUST-
God: VOLUNTEERING INFORMATION
