Narrator: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
T-Rex: New Year's Resolutions are used to make changes in your life!
T-Rex: Classically, one would make private resolutions and endeavour to carry these out over the new, unblemished year. However, this tradition has changed over time!
T-Rex: People now choose to announce their resolutions, perhaps in the hopes of making their pledges more likely to be fulfilled. Worse, in some families members make resolutions for each other: a recipe for fighting and snide, sarcastic suggestions!
Utahraptor: Hey, that sounds like a great idea, T-Rex! Let's make resolutions for each other!
T-Rex: Huh?
T-Rex: Weren't you listening? This will only lead to conflict!
Utahraptor: No, it'll be great! Do me first.
T-Rex: No!
Utahraptor: Come on!
Utahraptor: I've got one for you!
T-Rex: Y-you have one prepared?
T-Rex: You jerk! You brought a list!
