Narrator: THE PAST:
T-Rex: Today is a beautiful day I think for "logging on" to the internet!
Narrator: LATER (BUT STILL THE PAST):
T-Rex: I successfully "logged on" to the internet!
Dromiceiomimus: Well, T-Rex? What did you find?
T-Rex: Oh, Dromiceiomimus: a garden of DELIGHTS. There's all these little web sites, each created by someone because they care about the topic at hand! There really is a website for everything. It's so much fun!
Dromiceiomimus: Neat!
Utahraptor: Are you worried things might go wrong somehow?
T-Rex: Explain!
Utahraptor: Oh, I don't know - what if one day they invent a website that makes everyone MAD instead of happy?
T-Rex: Then people wouldn't visit! Why go somewhere that makes you unhappy even once - let alone DOZENS of times each day, logging on every time you have a free moment??
Narrator: IN THIS PANEL T-REX IS LOOKING DEADPAN INTO THE CAMERA LIKE THEY DID ON "THE OFFICE", BUT THE CAMERA IS TO OUR RIGHT, WHICH IS WHY HE'S NOT LOOKING AT US: