T-Rex: We all know Monopoly is a bad game. If you think Monopoly is a good game "if you actually follow the rules, the problem is nobody does" please refer to my first sentence.
T-Rex: But! I know how to fix it!
T-Rex: Instead of houses: KNIGHTS. Instead of hotels: ARCHERS. Armed combat replaces cold commercialism, and now we're engaging in epic battles across the city - occupying streets, railways, water works, and even free parking spots in a bloody battle for downtown dominance!
Utahraptor: So how does the game play?
T-Rex: I just said!
Utahraptor: No, you gave vibes, but like - how is combat determined? Is it skill based or are we rolling dice or what?
T-Rex: Oh! No, combat's physical. You flip the the board and then fight each other in real life!
Utahraptor: So like regular Monopoly then!
T-Rex and off panel: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex and off panel: *sigh*
