T-Rex: We have Mother's Day, and we have Father's Day, but what about OTHER familiar relationships?

God: WE HAVE THOSE TOO THEY'RE JUST NOT AS POPULAR
T-Rex: Ah.

T-Rex: Okay, well - fallback topic, what about FRIENDS? How come there isn't a FRIENDS DAY?
Dromiceiomimus: There is a day for friends. There is a day for every relationship you can think of, T-Rex, because anyone can make one up. But as there's no central authority, most are desperately obscure and unpopular.

T-Rex: Aha! So to make a day celebrating what *I* want, I just have to make it popular!
Utahraptor: How hard could it be?

T-Rex: NOT HARD AT ALL, Utahraptor - I need simply BUY A CALENDAR COMPANY and then get my day added to all their calendars, and then people will be like "Oh hey, it's 'Hug A T-Rex Day' today. Makes sense: THEY can't hug back with those tiny arms, they must need all the help they can get, hah hah hah!"

T-Rex: Okay, so even in my fantasies I'm dunking on myself??
T-Rex: ...I need to get to the bottom of this, STAT