T-Rex: I am a guy who thinks a lot about Sherlock Holmes, the World's Greatest Detective! And it occurs to me...

T-Rex: ...why must we limit ourselves to detection??

T-Rex: Thus, I present my NEW original character: Shamrock Maison, the world's greatest politician! If there's EVER a political problem that the normal politicians can't solve, they call in Shamrock! Then he's all "oh politics is the art of the possible, so here's the ideal compromise solution that makes the most people happy. See yah later bye!"

Utahraptor: This feels like a useful guy to have around!
T-Rex: I couldn't agree more!

T-Rex: See, while Sherlock only solves crimes, which means the bad stuff has ALREADY happened, Shamrock can actually build a world in which crimes aren't necessary! Therefore SHAMROCK MAISON is the superior character, and we should all read about HIS adventures instead.

Off panel: Only you've never actually written his stories, you just walk around summarizing them.
T-Rex: Yep!!
T-Rex: ...Wait, THAT DOESN'T COUNT??