T-Rex: Books are largely classified into two buckets:
God: GOOD AND BAD
T-Rex: Fiction and nonfiction!
T-Rex: Wait a second - do you, GOD HIMSELF, think some books are bad? Do you, GOD HIMSELF, read a book and think "wow, that was a hot mess, maybe creating the universe was a huge mistake lol"?
God: WELL
God: NOT WORD FOR WORD LIKE THAT
God: USUALLY
T-Rex: Devastating!
Utahraptor: What is?
T-Rex: I just realized that if God exists, and I guess knows how to read, then he could REVIEW anything you write and think it sucks! Brutal!
Utahraptor: I mean, isn't the guy supposed to have a whole LIST of things he thinks suck? I believe they are called "sins"?
T-Rex: *gasp*
T-Rex: God, are you the ORIGINAL hater??
God: NO I AM LOVE PEACE AND JOY
God: AND I GOTTA SAY I'M NOT FEELING ANY OF THOSE WHEN I READ YOUR LATEST FANFICTION
T-Rex: *GASP*
