Narrator: THE REASON WE HAVE DOGS a comic
T-Rex: The reason we have dogs is because we want our lives to have dogs in them!
T-Rex: What's more, we want our lives to have the things that interest dogs in them. We've domesticated wolves to be ideal companions for us, and they've given the same grace to us.
Utahraptor: They bring us on walks!
T-Rex: They bring us to places we never otherwise go!
T-Rex: They tell us to explore and they do it with us, and that is the reason we have dogs, why we love them. They remind us always to be our best selves, and they do it by never seeing us as anything less.
Narrator: THE REASON WE HAVE CATS a comic
Off panel: I guess you wanted a cat.
T-Rex: I guess I wanted a cat!
