T-Rex: Okay, time to let capitalism inform every aspect of my existence!
T-Rex: Aaaaaand... DONE.
Dromiceiomimus: Hey bud, I was wondering if you want to --
T-Rex: Sorry to interrupt, Dromiceiomimus, but I'm mainly interested in making money now, soooo unless I can financially profit from this conversation AND FRIENDSHIP, I've gotta go do something that builds more equity.
Dromiceiomimus: Ah. Well bye.
Narrator: AND SO:
Utahraptor: Man, T-Rex is a jerk now!
T-Rex: Hey, what the hell?! I'm right here!
Utahraptor: I know: I wanted you to hear it! You need to understand that by treating everything in your life as a zero-sum transaction you're trying to extract profit from, you're robbing yourself of most happiness, any joy, all love, and of every true and sincere connection with another being.
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Man! Those words were poetic, and beautiful, and carried a real impact.
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 ...
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 ...I should sell them
