T-Rex: Winnie The Pooh, a famous talking bear who was famously in the public domain, sighed.
T-Rex: He'd gotten a hand stuck in a jar of honey once again!
Dromiceiomimus: His best friend, Spider-Man, who was not in the public domain but I'm pretty sure this is fair use, was also there. "You gotta get your life together, Pooh," he said. "Look at me - I fire webs out of special 'web shooters' of my own invention!"
T-Rex: Oh dang!
Dromiceiomimus: Winnie asked if he could borrow the web shooters.
T-Rex: OH DANG!
Utahraptor: And then Winnie the Pooh was swinging across the Hundred Acre Wood!
T-Rex: OH MY GOD THIS RULES
Utahraptor: And then he swung out to New York City, where he saw the Green Goblin. "Oh bother," said Pooh, thwipping web onto his Goblin Glider and swinging him around like bolas!
T-Rex: Does he still have the honey jar on one hand?
Utahraptor: You know he does!!
Off panel: But then he smacks the jar on Gobby's head, knocking him out. Then he licks the honey off his paw and says "The wonderful thing about crime fighting, is crimefighting's a wonderful thing."
T-Rex: Oh wow!
T-Rex: That's a Tigger line, but I WILL accept it