T-Rex: Does your body hurt after sitting at your desk? Perhaps there's some pain in your lower back? Friend, you might want to consider...

Heading: 〚yellow-orange gradient, 3D, angled〛 A STANDING DESK

T-Rex: Yes, with a standing desk, you can now STAND all day instead of sitting. This shifts pain to other parts of your body, allowing your feet and a different part of your lower back to hurt instead!
T-Rex: This has many health benefits, since by alternating standing and sitting, you can CHOOSE which part of your body hurts the most!!

Utahraptor: Sounds like you're more upset at being corporeal than anything else.
T-Rex: Oh, that was NOT in question.

T-Rex: I bet beings that have already evolved into a state of pure energy are LAUGHING at us, coming up with these crazy transforming desks to deal with our bodies instead of simply leaving them behind as they once did.

God: HAHA
God: YEAH