T-Rex: I just had another STRESS DREAM and it was great!
T-Rex: Man!
T-Rex: LOVE me a stress dream!
Dromiceiomimus: Are you being sarcastic, bud? I HATE 'em.
T-Rex: No no, I love 'em, because I love to RATIONALLY SOLVE MY DANG PROBLEMS. Back in school writing an exam for a course you never signed up for? Just go to the dean; the fact you've submitted no homework will be plenty of evidence you don't belong in that course.
Utahraptor: Oh, sure, but that's entry-level stress dream!
T-Rex: Dude, I beat 'em all!
T-Rex: Dream you're naked and are about to go on stage? I simply tell the MC it's impossible for me to go on due to a personal emergency. DONE. Dream you're ON stage naked in front of everyone? Friend, I simply lift the podium and roll it off stage in front of me, apologizing only once.
Off panel: What about when you're naked on stage and there IS no podium?
T-Rex: See, THAT'S where I announce that events are out of my control, ask for understanding, and I leave as gracefully as possible.
T-Rex: I LOVE BEING RATIONAL
