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Narrator: T-REX HAS A GREAT IDEA:
T-Rex: They should make hiking boots out of food-grade leather, so in a survival scenario, they'd taste better!
Narrator: NOT THAT ONE. THIS ONE:

T-Rex: Wait! Is there a town where nobody has ever been murdered??

Dromiceiomimus: There's gotta be, right? Just a regular-sized town with no murders ever?
T-Rex: If there is, they should advertise it! Tourism based around the slogan "YOU HAVE A REALLY GREAT CHANCE OF NOT BEING MURDERED HERE!"
T-Rex: ...Though that might just attract murderers looking for a challenge.

Utahraptor: Plus, how far back do you go? Maybe someone got murdered there 10,000 years ago!
T-Rex: Huh!

T-Rex: But going back before the town incorporated seems like a cheat.
Utahraptor: So if a town REincorporates with a new name, it gets a fresh slate? That's a huge loophole for any town looking to cash in on murder-shy tourists!
T-Rex: That's true.

T-Rex: Going back to my original idea, you could also enrich the leather to make it more calorie-rich. People would pay more for that even if very few actually ate them!
Off panel: Yep! We all agree that one makes sense

What are the haps my friends

March 17th, 2023: This comic owes its existence to Lark, who emailed me telling me about a dream she had where T-Rex was talking about a town where nobody has been murdered! As is now proven, I truly do make dreams come true. :0

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One year ago today: honestly am i the only one who thinks that the fact this guy HAS one fewer flaw than me... actually feels like a pretty big flaw??

– Ryan