T-Rex: Imagine there's a guy EXACTLY like me, but with one fewer flaw than I have!
T-Rex: He sounds great!
T-Rex: He sounds LITERALLY BETTER THAN ME.
T-Rex: And if he exists, why would my friends want to stick with ME? Here's a guy that's T-Rex But Better! T-Rex Plus! T-Rex Platinum Reserve!
Dromiceiomimus: How about I stick with you because I don't know this guy, but I DO know you??
Utahraptor: Yeah, we don't subscribe to your weird ladder theory of pals!
T-Rex: That's great!
Utahraptor: But honestly, the fact you seem to believe WE'RE all constantly looking to trade up to a "better friend" makes me think that's something YOU do, which kinda actually makes me like you less!!
T-Rex: OH NO
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 The better version of me wouldn't have said those things to his friends!! I MUST FIND HIM
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 AND TAKE OVER HIS LIFE
