T-Rex: We all agree that eating to excess ALL the time is bad.
T-Rex: Sure!
T-Rex: But we ALSO all agree that eating to excess as a SOMETIMES TREAT is amazing. That's why kings had feasts!
T-Rex: Or, in their more modern incarnation, that's why WE show up at buffets with open calendars and nothin' to do until close but GET GOBBLIN'.
Utahraptor: I mean, I'm pretty sure I've never seen a nutritionist factor in "pig out at a buffet" into their diet plans.
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR
T-Rex: One time I went to an all you can eat fajitas place that ALSO had free refills on pop, and while they were refilling our fajitas I drank all the pop, and by the time they came back with more pop I'd eaten all the fajitas!
Utahraptor: That answers neither the substance nor the intention of my objection??
T-Rex: I made a MOCKERY of their free refill policy.
Off panel: It's just - this really sounds like it could be disordered eating, and -
T-Rex: Dude!
T-Rex: I WON AT RESTAURANTS
